Lyrics:
Singlish is so stupid, disgusting and dumb
Auntie 请 你 给 我 一 碗 Mee Siam Mai Hum
Miss, may I clear your plates the queues are getting long?
Excuse me you know who I am my name is Alice Fong!
Get out of this country please do not support the gays,
377 a is here to make their dicks pay.
Our media is as honest as that joker Najib Razak,
even Congo is ranked higher than us what the f***?
How can we deal with security threats?
I got a brilliant idea! Cut off the internet!
What you mean I cannot play chess in the South Coast?
Wake up your idea la bodoh gila nak mampus!
你 们 這 些 政 府 整 天 只 会 kao bei kao bu
说 完 了, 说 爽 了 就 去 找 人 家 的 chio bu
早 上 起 床 做 工 晚 上 回 来 吃 嫩 草
你 我 同 心 为 国 为 民 你 说 好 不 好？
The gahmen don’t love you, they only love themselves
they also love to, ownself check ownself.
We’ve been so caught up in their lies, didn’t see what’s going on
but now you know, please don’t vote for them again bro.
Chorus:
Cause if you love, your country, your Singapore
Oh baby you should really open your eyes.
And if you think, our nation, is doing just fine
you should also ownself check ownself.
Verse 2
I got my ang mo friend, to sing for me because,
like companies in Singapore I love to outsource.
Migrant workers get laid when they visit Avalon,
Because here in Singapore my MP say they are the bomb.
Nine months jail for someone who has just taken weed,
Officer kills a recruit but funny no one gives a shit.
Pay your killer 22 gran you’re the one that’s wrong,
tell me now, who’s the one, that is smoking the bong?
Posting on FB can also get you into trouble
but, hey at least our MRT is getting more reliable.
Is gutter politics what your towkay promised me?
Eh leave me out of this I’m just a part-time MP.
We don’t talk logic, no more questions bye bye,
why can’t you do that? Because f*** you that’s why.
Hate on me I’m gonna sue you do you think you’re still so tough?
No need la my pain and regret will be punishment enough.
– Repeat hook & chorus x2-
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