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18 and (still) not pregnant.

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  • Starting School Later (In Singapore) Is Actually A Horrible Idea

    by Lhu Wen Kai

    Grab some teenagers and tell them they'll be having breakfast with a semi-naked G-Dragon or Mia Khalifa - let me know if they mind waking up at 5.30 in the morning.

    May 12, 2017
    Comment 1
    Unpopular Opinions

  • 5 Very Simple Reasons Why Donald Trump DESTROYED Hillary Clinton

    by Lhu Wen Kai

    This is what happens when you insult Trump supporters without fixing their problems.

    November 9, 2016
    Comments 68
    Featured, Unpopular Opinions

Controversial

The Real Irony Behind Trump Jr’s Skittles

Published by Lhu Wen Kai

When people get offended over rainbow-colored confectionary, it's little wonder ISIS sees the West as an easy target.

September 23, 2016
Comments 4
Controversial, Unpopular Opinions

ISIS Is A Muslim Problem, Period

Published by Lhu Wen Kai

"How dare you say ISIS are Muslims! Can't you see they attacked Muslims during the month of Ramadan! ISIS has nothing to do with Islam you Trump-supporting pig!"

July 16, 2016
Comments 18
Controversial, Unpopular Opinions

Latest Highlights

November 30, 2016

Please Stop Saying the PSLE “Doesn’t Matter”

The PSLE determines the next four years of one's academic life, and THAT matters.

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 2
November 9, 2016

5 Very Simple Reasons Why Donald Trump DESTROYED Hillary Clinton

This is what happens when you insult Trump supporters without fixing their problems.

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 68
April 11, 2016

Movie Review: Wei Ling v Hsien Loong

The associate editor of Singapore's largest broadsheet isn't looking forward to dealing with yet another media shitstorm - the...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 8
March 29, 2016

Why Should The Media Care When You Don’t?

Just because a news story doesn't take over your heavily filtered social media timeline, it doesn't mean the journalists...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 3
March 5, 2016

Why Protect My Country When My Country Doesn’t Protect Me?

So two pieces of army-related news broke out in Singapore over the past couple of days. A YouTuber-turned-movie-actor was sentenced...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 32
October 14, 2015

Coney Island, Singapore: 7 Stunning Insta-Worthy Spots

Coney Island? Isn’t that in New York City? Formally known as Pulau Serangoon, the 50 ha (size of about...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comment 1
September 28, 2015

I Do Not Stand With Ahmed

Photo by: Associated Press / LM Otero When news broke out that 14-year-old Ahmed Mohammed got arrested for bringing...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 9
August 14, 2015

No, You’re Not Beautiful

I am going to tell you something, and you are not going to like it. You’re not beautiful. And...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 12
May 20, 2015

Little Texas, Singapore

After such a heavy post the last time round, I figured it’ll only be right if I blogged about...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 9
March 25, 2015

It’s Not My Moral Duty To Feel Sad At LKY’s Death

// Photo from The Straits Times I find Singaporeans really superficial at times, and the passing of Mr Lee Kuan...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 19
March 25, 2015

Debunking The Economical Rice Myth

For my international readers who are not exactly acquainted with our local culture, Economical Rice, or what we locals...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 20
January 3, 2015

The Great Supermarket Exposé: 16 Ways Supermarkets Are Making Us Spend So Much ...

Since everyone in Singapore is doing investigative work, I figured I’ll do a little research on my own, one...

by Lhu Wen Kai
Comments 56

Humor

The BMT Cheat Sheet: 15 Facts… or Myths?

Published by Awesome Phase

To better prepare you for your two-year sentence.

July 5, 2016
Comments 0
Humor

Movie Review: Wei Ling v Hsien Loong

Published by Lhu Wen Kai

The associate editor of Singapore's largest broadsheet isn't looking forward to dealing with yet another media shitstorm - the fourth in merely a fortnight. "Well, at least this doesn't...

April 11, 2016
Comments 8
Featured, Humor

Mom, Dad, I Got Something To Tell You: Things We (Teenagers) Wouldn’t Tell You (Parents)

Published by Lhu Wen Kai

Hi Mom & Dad! I wouldn’t tell you about that time I got into an argument with my friend, because all I’ll get is stick for not swallowing my...

October 3, 2014
Comments 8
Humor

Please Give Me Boobs: When I Was Much Younger

Published by unwantedaccountt

I was stumbling thru my Twitter timeline one day when I stumbled onto this tweet: And this got me thinking, what did I want (or didn’t want) as a...

August 23, 2014
Comments 4
Humor

And All These Little (Irritating) Things

Published by Lhu Wen Kai

Isn’t it irritating when you follow a blogger but he doesn’t post consistently? Urgh. Totes annoying. Anyway, school has been pretty hectic thus far, with assignments and projects a plenty....

July 7, 2014
Comment 1
Humor

Perks Of Having A Weird (Sur)Name

Published by Lhu Wen Kai

According to data gathered by Statistics Singapore, approximately one out of 10 Chinese Singaporeans have the surname “Tan” making it the most popular Chinese surname in the Lion City....

May 31, 2014
Comments 21
Humor

5 Types of People You Should Totally Hang Out With To Be Happy

Published by Lhu Wen Kai

If you haven’t read the first instalment of this series, here it is: 5 Types Of People You Should Avoid To Be Happy. Hmm, after reading about the five types...

April 28, 2014
Comments 54
Humor

5 Types of People You Should Avoid To Be Happy

Published by Lhu Wen Kai

Filter these people out of your life ASAP.

April 15, 2014
Comments 37
Humor

The BMT Cheat Sheet (coming soon)

Food & Travel

Food & Travel, Sidebar Feature

The Great Woodlands Industrial Food Run (Cheapest Sashimi, Cakes, Ice Cream, Poultry & Desserts in Singapore)

As promised, to close off 2014, I’ll be writing a little food guide to help you guys prepare for your New Year countdown party.  Industrial parks aren’t traditionally known for...

December 26, 2014
Comments 30

Listen to my latest piano mashup

Here's a mashup of Santa Baby and All I Want For Christmas Is You, played with kitchen instruments!

Download details can be found here.

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My Life in Pictures

Yoga at sunrise along the Nam Khan River... very tempting to move here permanently someday.
First trip of 2016!
Very excited to be part of the Singapore leg of Play Me, I'm Yours, an international street piano movement by Luke Jerram. In the SG edition, local artists partner with non-profit organisations to redecorate used pianos, before they are auctioned off to raise funds for the beneficiaries. Very privileged to be directing a series of documentaries for the project, and I'm glad that after three long weeks, production is finally wrapped up for the three social welfare organisations I was attached to. Do join us at OCBC Square, Singapore Sports Hub, on the 13th of March, 11am to 5pm, for the opening launch, where all 25 pianos will be on display before they are shipped off to be displayed in various public locations for the public to play with. It'll be interesting to see first hand how piano and music are able to bring strangers and communities together in Singapore together. We really need that here. #streetpianossg #pmiy
Reunion dinner over. May the Year of the Monkey reward ya'll with good health and happiness!
Just wrapped up my final project before Chinese New Year for a client today + School's finally ending next week!
To those people who are still posting those "Page 26/365" captions or something along those lines, ya'll do know that there's actually 366 days this year right?
I'm not sure how many people are experiencing this but I think there's this point in life when you have attained a certain degree of maturity, and when someone tells you something, you know, based on your past experience, that you should ignore their advice. But at the same time, based on your previous experience, you know you have screwed up before and there is a possibility that you might be wrong again... and you're constantly stuck and in conflict with yourself...
The last time I was top of any charts, it was all the way back in Primary 1. Thanks for all the love, shares, and support over the past few days. It has been an amazing week! p.s. If you haven't heard my mashup of 那些年 and 小幸运, I am excited to announce that it's now available on iTunes (http://j.mp/lhu-itunes)! p.p.s. Follow me on Spotify while you're at it (http://j.mp/lhuspotify). I need like 250 before they allow me to upload a profile picture (sigh...) Links to video and everything is in the bio as well! Thank you once again, and have a great weekend!
2015 was pure awesomeness. There were so many highlights and hardly any downs for once that no words could describe how significant the past 12 months were. With the help, guidance and support of the numerous people whom I had the absolute pleasure of meeting/working with throughout the year, I managed to successfully accomplish every one of my goals that I told myself to strike off before I turned 18. In this year of many firsts and risks, thank-you to the ones who stuck by me thru this hectic period of time (you know who ya'll are). May 2016 bring further success and happiness to us all! (Photo by: @haziqfoxayy)

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Media Invites

Hairway To Heaven: A Visit To TK TrichoKare

by Lhu Wen Kai

Disclaimer: This post is brought to you by TrichoKare and omy.sg. Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed are not influenced in any form of monetary compensation, in-kind products, and/or complimentary services. For more information, please take a look at my Ethics Statement. Pictures are courtesy of omy.sg and TrichoKare. I have always maintained a high level of curiosity towards hair care centres. Posters and advertisements are plastered everywhere across the island, and with high-profile celebrities jumping on board as their brand ambassadors, they have morphed into a lucrative and ever-growing industry in recent years. What exactly do people do there? Do their treatments really work? Or is it all just a big scam targeted at insecure and gullible folks – like your low-fat, low-calories diet? These are questions I’ve harbored for many years now, so when TrichoKare (TK), a multi-award winning hair care salon, invited me down for an exclusive workshop, I immediately snapped at the opportunity. Iarrived at their Orchard Gateway outlet at 1245 and was brought into their VIP room about ten minutes later. The interior...

January 2, 2015
Comments 0
Media Invites

My Life

I’m Holding My Debut Solo Photo Exhibition “Facade: The Back Alley Collective”

by Lhu Wen Kai

I am very thrilled to announce that I’ll be holding my debut solo photo exhibition from the 7th of August to the 5th of November 2015. Facade: The Back Alley Collective is a series of 13 photographs that aims to unwrap the all-is-well but superficial facade of contemporary Singapore, presenting a multi-layered examination that complicates the world’s perception of the city-state. As the images...

August 6, 2015
Comments 7
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Featured, Food & Travel

Coney Island, Singapore: 7 Stunning Insta-Worthy Spots

Coney Island? Isn’t that in New York City? Formally known as Pulau Serangoon, the 50 ha (size of about 70 football fields) island originally shared its nickname with another...

October 14, 2015
Comment 1
Featured, Food & Travel

Little Texas, Singapore

After such a heavy post the last time round, I figured it’ll only be right if I blogged about something more positive this time round. I’m also frustrated with...

May 20, 2015
Comments 9
Featured, Food & Travel

Debunking The Economical Rice Myth

For my international readers who are not exactly acquainted with our local culture, Economical Rice, or what we locals like to call Cai Fan, is a dish where you...

March 25, 2015
Comments 20
Food & Travel

10 Reasons Why You’re Still Fat After CNY

Don’t you just love the positivity of Chinese New Year, where adults sit in a corner and curse the government with such, vile, passionate anger while children sit in the...

February 24, 2015
Comments 7
Featured, Food & Travel

The Great Supermarket Exposé: 16 Ways Supermarkets Are Making Us Spend So Much More

Since everyone in Singapore is doing investigative work, I figured I’ll do a little research on my own, one that would, you know, actually benefit people. With inflation rising...

January 3, 2015
Comments 56

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